Dump
When you're in a club (club meaning they play music loud and come equipped with a dance floor, a place that has a bar but does not have a dance floor is really a pub not a club. You don't go clubbing by going to a pub) you should go and try taking a dump preferably in the toilet.
I did. In there in my 10 minutes of sitting and waiting you could really hear how a club sound if the music was turned down with your farting and shitting as background music. Chaos, shouting, laughing...people going out of their minds. Once you're done and you're out to join the madness you say a little prayer of thanks. A little bit of madness is always good for everybody. It's like yoga with lights and skin. Precious.
Though getting shot down twice is never in the program. Since when asking a girl whether she is interested to go out a meal in a near future is not a good way to know each other? In which I confide with her acquaintance which told me the proper way is to actually ask for her phone number or e-mail first. Complicated. I resort to hit out, find an after party place only to find myself moments later after post-partying, outside in clear morning sleeping in the car. Wicked, driving home is a total bitch.
Oh well. Hope you had a nice weekend. |
